I am not a 10. I am more like two 5s held together by mashed potatoes. You remind be of chapstick,‘cuz you da balm. I’m addicted to seaweed,but I’m seeking kelp.
Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing: Musicians
Read for some musical puns? Please groan in harmony. Soprano: “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”Alto: “Sure.”Soprano: “Melody.”Alto: “I don’t get it.”Soprano: “No, you don’t.” Beethoven: “Are you ready to hear some symphonies?”Audience: (Cheers, whistles, applause)Beethoven: “I can’t hear you!!” What if telling people to be quiet, we just yelled, “Decrescendo!” I hate the… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Dear Life, when I said “could my life get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Q: What do you call a bee hive without an exit?A: Unbelievable. Do you use your right or left hand to stir your coffee?I use a spoon.
Live Life Laughing
I’m reading a book about school truancy by Marcus Absent. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast food was quite clever. All of my bills say “outstanding.” I guess I’m doing a great job with them.
Live Life Laughing
If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul, did she bust a move? Never make plans with croissants. They’re flaky. A mother’s love is unconditional. Her temper is another matter.
Live Life Laughing
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and coordinate. This morning I woke up in a clown costume. I must have slept funny. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It’s pasteurize before you see it.
Dutch Blitz—A Vonderful Goot Game
Dutch Blitz is like Double Solitaire on speed dial. To win you have to be quick, see multiple numbers at a time, and hold them in your head. You also have to sort by color. And focus, block everything out but the numbers before you. I’m not quick. Numbers and I get along well, but… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 