I’m reading a book about school truancy by Marcus Absent. Whoever snuck the “s” in fast food was quite clever. All of my bills say “outstanding.” I guess I’m doing a great job with them.
Live Life Laughing
We’ve found something, but it’s a little odd.
I’ve heard this line from medical profession far too often in my life. So, my reaction this last time was, “Of course, you did.” Then, after hearing the options: waiting, see what happens, let it grow for a while, etc, my modus operandi is, “Take it out.” Today, thinking about “take it out,” I wish… Read More
Live Life Laughing
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and coordinate. This morning I woke up in a clown costume. I must have slept funny. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It’s pasteurize before you see it.
Dutch Blitz—A Vonderful Goot Game
Dutch Blitz is like Double Solitaire on speed dial. To win you have to be quick, see multiple numbers at a time, and hold them in your head. You also have to sort by color. And focus, block everything out but the numbers before you. I’m not quick. Numbers and I get along well, but… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet The phrase, “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 1% success rate. The older I get, to more I understand why roosters just scream to start the day.
Senior Rambling
Physical aging brings a slow season of losses: eyesight, joints free of pain, ability to break into a sprint, moving furniture by yourself, carrying a grandchild on your hip for hours, driving at night. We could make a long list of negatives, of no-longer-able-tos, and “I’m going to pay for this tomorrow!” When you look… Read More
Live Life Laughing
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. “What’s your name,” the chicken asked.“Bond, James Bond,” he answered. “What’s yours?”“Ken, Chick Ken.” Judging by the look of my hair this morning, I may be a muppet. To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. If you don’t watch carefully, you might not… Read More
