Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I like to tell jokes about chemistry…I get great reactions. Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. Today I learned that you can use leftover disposable masks to brew espresso.That’s because they’re coughy filters.
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?A: By its bark. Grandpa went to the bank for a loan.The teller said, “I’m sorry, but the loan arranger isn’t in today.”“That’s all right,” Grandpa said. “I’ll just speak to Tonto.” It’s so depressing to work on a horse ranch.I’m surrounded by neigh-sayers.
I bumped my head on a coffee maker.It left a big brews. Why is it so easy for an Eagle Scout to get married?Because he knows 50 ways to tie the knot.
How do you choose a favorite lightbulb?By the process of illuminations. Did you hear about the blue ship that collided with a red ship?The survivors were marooned. I’ve started investing in stocks; beef, chicken, and vegetable.One day I hope to be a bouillinaire.
Q: What do you get from a forgetful cow?A: Milk of Amnesia Q: What do you call some who says he is from Sweden, but is lying.A: Artificial Swedener Q: Why isn’t suntanning an official Olympic sport?A: Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Major loss invokes intense emotional suffering. That is the definition of grief. And it deals us a breath-expelling blow to the solar plexus. We associate grief with the death of a loved one, but there are many kinds of deaths—losses—that drag us down to the depths of despair: The list goes on and on. And… Read More
Writers, how many hours a day do you sit in front of a computer? Me, too. That’s why a book review on NPR’s Fresh Air caught my attention. New York Times Phys Ed columnist Gretchen Reynolds shared some simple ways to combat the sedentary lifestyle—many of which I already practice. But it was the research… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 