Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A: A headbanger. When chickens communicate, do they use foul language? I’m writing a song about getting the lock on my door replaced.There’s a key change at the end. Love is caring for the mom who cared for you.
I love this picture of my two mother, by birth and by marriage. Both have filled me with love and delight
My mom is 99½ years old. Her body is giving all the signs that her move to her heavenly mansion, in the Father’s house, will happen soon. So, I’m in California, staying with my sister, and visiting Mom, helping her eat meals, singing, remembering, and praying. The timing of her move is not ours, but… Read More
I bumped my head on a coffee maker. It left a brews. What party game do fish play at birthday parties?Salmon Says. What do get when you cross a dog with an antenna?A Golden Receiver. Every morning I tell the whole household that I’m going running.Then I don’t go.It’s a running joke. What is a… Read More
Where do young cows have coffee and pastries?In the calf-eteria. What do you call a yam in the hotel’s upgraded room?A suite-potato. I just noticed! My car battery has two large bumps. I was worried so I had them tested, and one came back positive. Hope it’s not terminal. May your friendships be full and… Read More
I like to tell jokes about chemistry…I get great reactions. Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. Today I learned that you can use leftover disposable masks to brew espresso.That’s because they’re coughy filters.
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?A: By its bark. Grandpa went to the bank for a loan.The teller said, “I’m sorry, but the loan arranger isn’t in today.”“That’s all right,” Grandpa said. “I’ll just speak to Tonto.” It’s so depressing to work on a horse ranch.I’m surrounded by neigh-sayers.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 