Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me. Q: What do you call newborns over 9 pounds?A. Chubby Infantry I hate daylight savings time so much…I actually lost sleep over it. These pretty faces will be peeking at you soon.
Don’t let anyone drive you crazy.You are close enough, and the walk will do you good. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?You take away their little brooms. I bet Waldo owed some people money.You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
Q. What did the tin man say when he got run over by a steam roller?A. Curses! Foil again. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards during his performance?A. He… Read More
Why did Grandma decided to put wheels on her rocking chair?So she could rock and roll. Whoever invented knock-knock jokes,should get a no-bell prize. I was addicted to Hokey-Pokey,but I turned myself around. Be amazed!
Why send me into the wilderness?It’s hard…forbidding…scary…hot…empty of anything life-giving. Why did I send Moses, Israelites, John the Baptist, My own Son Jesus.What was in the wilderness? Why me, God?I don’t like it here. He answers me with more questions (like Father, like Son). “Where do you focus on Me?”“Where do you strain to hear… Read More
You may have to say this one out loud:I made some gumbo with only okra and sausage.It wasn’t bad, and it wasn’t good either.It was just meaty okra. Eyedrops are, technically, blinker fluid. Chickens have stopped crossing the road.They just call an ewe-ber. photos by pixabay
My friend said, “I don’t understand cloning.”I replied, “That makes two of us.” Headline:Man Invents Ground-breaking Tool Photo by Antony Trivet: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-man-in-a-yellow-vest-digging-on-dirt-ground-12919408/ Headline:Invention of Broom Sweeps the Nation Photo by Fabio Gasperoni: https://www.pexels.com/photo/two-brooms-near-fence-and-wall-2007257/ You will bloom in season.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 