My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles.It was a protracted battle. Q: How do elves measure their height?A: In Santa-meters! Q: How do you measure the speed of joy?A: In smiles per hour!
Live Life Laughing: Measurement 3
Live Life Laughing: Measuring 1
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah’s body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.It should be noted, the Pharoah was the ruler. Q: Why are fish easy to measure?A: Because they bring their own… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Measuring
Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite measuring system? A: The Imperial System Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?A: Skele tons Q: What is the tastiest unit of measurement?A: Milimeter MM
Live Life Laughing: Trees 4
Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?A: The outside Q: Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?A: She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. Q: How do bees travel to trees?A. They take the buzz. Q: What is every single tree’s least favorite month?A: SepTIMMMBERRR!
Live Life Laughing: Dads 4
Dad: “I don’t trust those trees, son.”Son: “Why not, Dad?”Dad: “They seem kind of shady.” One day Joe’s mother turned to Joe’s father and said, “It’s such a nice day, I think I’ll take Joe to the zoo.”“I wouldn’t bother,” said father. “If they want him, they can come and get him.” Little Johnny and… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Dads 3
Dad: “How did your exam go?Son: “I got nearly 100 in every subject.Dad: “What do you mean, nearly 100?”Son: “The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers.” A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”“I don’t know,” answered his dad. “I’m still paying for it.” A… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Dads 2
Johnny: “Dad, are caterpillars good to eats?”Father: “Haven’t I told you not to mention such things during meals?”Mother: “Why did you ask that question?”Johnny: “Because Dad had one on his lettuce, but it’s gone now.” Teddy loudly stamped his way down the stairs. Annoyed his father said, “Can you do that quietly? Go back up… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 