Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?A: A really slow-poke. Q: What do you get when you haul hogs in a semi?A: Pulled Pork Q: What do you get when the Jedi takes a bubble bath?A: Soapy Wan Kenobi Q: What do you call it when two snails get… Read More
This was the theme at my father’s funeral in 1993. The song “Welcome Home” was written by my brother Dave on the night my father died. Three of my brothers sang it at the funeral.
I tried making reservations at the library, but they were all booked. Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash “There is a good reason why I don’t ever sit beside a pool any more.”~ Marco Polo Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash
If you are addicted to sea weed, sea kelp. Photo by Caleb Kastein on Unsplash Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: Because he had the knight off. Steven King has a son named Joe.I’m not joking, but he is. Q: What is mitosis?A: Those things at the end of my feetsis.
I recently took a pole:99% of the people were annoyed when their tents fell down. Photo by Tony Lisbon on Unsplash Q. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?A. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. Photo by Patrick Campanale on Unsplash Q. Do you know a song about chickpeas?A. Could you hummus the tune?
Q: What did the retired pirate say on his 80th birthday?A. “Aye matey!” Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?A. The best of thymes, the worst of thymes. Q. Why did it get so hot in the basketball arena after the fame?A. All the fans left. Two silk worms were in a… Read More
I keep telling my friend it’s wrong to shoplift, but he just doesn’t buy it. Teacher: This student didn’t wear her belt to school again.Principal: What do you want me to do? Suspender? I went to the grocery store to buy 6 cans of Sprite, but when I got home I realized I’d picked 7up.… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 