I failed my wasp examination text.I got a Bee Photo by Karolina Grabowska from Pexels A friend bragged his dog retrieved a ball from a a mile away. Seems far-fetched to me. Photo by Yuki Ghost from Pexels
Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing
What kind of shoes do plumbers love?Clogs. I used to be addicted to soap,but I’m clean now. I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from foreign countries because of the smell.I love foreign axe scents.
Live Life Laughing: I’m hungry.
I ate a box of thin mints, and I didn’t get thinner.I don’t think they work. I’ve written a song about tortillas.Actually, I think it’s more of a wrap. My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes.But I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey.
Live, Life, Laughing
What did the frustrated farmer say after all of his hay bales were stolen?“This is the last straw!” How much space is needed for fungi to grow?As mushroom as possible. I asked for shortbread at the bakery.They told they didn’t make it any longer.
Live Life Laughing
If I was an Internal Revenue Service Auditor, would I see debt people? I’m a Knot-for-Profit. I tie shoes professionally. I just took my sick boat to the doc. A drummer on the Lawrence Welk show just had twin daughters.He named them Anna-1 and Anna-2.
Live Life Laughing: What do you get when?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?A: A really slow-poke. Q: What do you get when you haul hogs in a semi?A: Pulled Pork Q: What do you get when the Jedi takes a bubble bath?A: Soapy Wan Kenobi Q: What do you call it when two snails get… Read More
Bible Doodle: 2 Timothy 4:7
This was the theme at my father’s funeral in 1993. The song “Welcome Home” was written by my brother Dave on the night my father died. Three of my brothers sang it at the funeral.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 