Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?A: The outside Q: Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?A: She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. Q: How do bees travel to trees?A. They take the buzz. Q: What is every single tree’s least favorite month?A: SepTIMMMBERRR!
Dad: “I don’t trust those trees, son.”Son: “Why not, Dad?”Dad: “They seem kind of shady.” One day Joe’s mother turned to Joe’s father and said, “It’s such a nice day, I think I’ll take Joe to the zoo.”“I wouldn’t bother,” said father. “If they want him, they can come and get him.” Little Johnny and… Read More
Dad: “How did your exam go?Son: “I got nearly 100 in every subject.Dad: “What do you mean, nearly 100?”Son: “The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers.” A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”“I don’t know,” answered his dad. “I’m still paying for it.” A… Read More
Johnny: “Dad, are caterpillars good to eats?”Father: “Haven’t I told you not to mention such things during meals?”Mother: “Why did you ask that question?”Johnny: “Because Dad had one on his lettuce, but it’s gone now.” Teddy loudly stamped his way down the stairs. Annoyed his father said, “Can you do that quietly? Go back up… Read More
Four men in hospital waiting room. Nurse comes in and says to first guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins.”“That’s odd,” he said. “I work for the Minnesota Twins.”She tells the second man, “”Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.”“That’s odd,” he said. “I work for 3M.”Then she tells the third man, “”Congratulations, you’re the father… Read More
Q: Why do Christmas trees never get presents?A: Because they’re so knotty. Christmas trees only use the past and future tense as they believe the present is beneath them. It’s more blessed to give than to receive – especially kittens. ~Bill Cosby Q: What’s the best Christmas present? A: A broken drum, you just can’t… Read More
Q: What do you call an old snowman?A: Water Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?A: They wear snowcaps. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?A: Frost-bite
Kathleen S Evenhouse 