Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire. There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.~ Albert Sloan I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. ~ Gary… Read More
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?A SQUIDnapper. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody! What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell. Where do penguins go to the movies?At the DIVE-in! What falls… Read More
Q: What pencil did Shakespeare write with?A: 2B Q: Who invented fractions?A: Henry the 1/4th. Teacher: Craig, you know you can’t sleep in my class.Craig: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Q. What do you get when you cross fruit and bowling?A. A banana split. Q. What do you call a messy fruit salad?A. A fig-sty. Q. Why did the orange stop?A. It ran out of juice.
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?Bob: Where?Ben: Around the globe! A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
So simple. 2 verses. Yet so hard. So hard that we can’t do it no matter how hard we try. And that’s Paul’s point. We can’t do it, but God has given us access to His strength and Himself in the form of the Holy Spirit who lives in us. We just need to quit… Read More
Q. Who was the most famous Harry Potter artist?A. Monet Myrtle Q. Did you see the display of still-life art?A. It was not at all moving. Q. What did the artist tell her greatest nemesis?A. I challenge you to a doodle.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 