Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too. Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing Taxis. Q: Why don’t aliens visit our planet? A: Terrible ratings. One star. Summer Thoughts Do what we can,… Read More
Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? A: They’ll get called for traveling. Q: What did the bread do on summer vacation? A: It loafed around. Q: Where did Tarzan visit in California on vacation? A: Hollywood and Vine Summer Thoughts A porch is the only real reward you need after a long summer’s… Read More
Q: Where do eggs go on summer vacation? A: New Yolk City Q: Where do mummies go on summer vacation? A: Nowhere. They’re afraid to relax and unwind. Summer Thoughts Summer is a sailor in a rowboat and ice-cream on your dress when you’re four years old. Summer is a man with his coat off, wet… Read More
Real Groaners Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (Best said out loud in your best southern accent) Two Eskimos sitting… Read More
Reminiscing: Does anybody darn socks any more? I remember learning from my grandmother to put a small glass inside a sock to frame the hole in order to weave a patch. Riddles of the Day (see answers below) I’m there once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. Who… Read More
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an… Read More
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. Food for Thought “God loves each of… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 