Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you call 12 examples of that which has mass and occupies space?A: Dozen Matter. Plants use photosynthesis when they want a light snack. Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?A: Sorry. My fault. Q: What did the biologist wear to impress his date?A: Designer genes.
Q: What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?A: A π-thon Q: What do you call it when you parry a sword stroke from a semi-aquatic mammal?A: Parry the platypus Q: What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?A: mitosis
A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect. Apparently he was ambidextrose. Q. Whatdo solids, liquids and gases have in common?A. They all matter. Q. How can you tell when the moon is going broje?A. When it is down to its last quarter.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air. Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? A: Woopea! The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
“Online Money” has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?A: One molar solution. Q: What do you call a clown who’s in jail?A: A silicon.
We are told in the Bible that our minds can be renewed. And guess what? Brain Science is catching up as scientists discover more about the wonderful way God has designed our brains. We don’t need scientific affirmation in order to believe that what the Bible tells us is true. However, God also told us… Read More
And you must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, all your mind, and all your strength. Mark 12:30 (NLT) Does it matter what kinds of memories we store in our brains? Does it matter which memories I choose to think about over and over again? Did you know that each time a… Read More
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