If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul, did she bust a move? Never make plans with croissants. They’re flaky. A mother’s love is unconditional. Her temper is another matter.
Bible Doodle: Psalm 32:8
I love learning new stuff. At least I have up until my current age—I suppose it will continue. And I am looking forward to learning more in heaven throughout eternity. I will never reach the end of God.
I was alive before Google.
I listened to a comedian talk about aging. It’s ridiculous—he is in his 30s, for Pete’s sake! What does he know about “older.” However, his spiel made it very clear. “I was alive before Google,” he explains to young coworkers, who gasp in shock. “How did you figure things out?” they asked. “Well, we had… Read More
Live Life Laughing
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and coordinate. This morning I woke up in a clown costume. I must have slept funny. Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It’s pasteurize before you see it.
Dutch Blitz—A Vonderful Goot Game
Dutch Blitz is like Double Solitaire on speed dial. To win you have to be quick, see multiple numbers at a time, and hold them in your head. You also have to sort by color. And focus, block everything out but the numbers before you. I’m not quick. Numbers and I get along well, but… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You never know what I have up my sleeve.Today, for instance, it was a dryer sheet The phrase, “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 1% success rate. The older I get, to more I understand why roosters just scream to start the day.
Bible Doodle: Colossians 2:6-7
6 So then, just as you received Christ Jesus as Lord, continue to live your lives in him, 7 rooted and built up in him, strengthened in the faith as you were taught, and overflowing with thankfulness. (Colossians 2:6-7) Picture from Jeremy Bishop on Unsplash
