Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?
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Bible Doodle: Colossians 3:16
Our Daily Bread
Our bodies need nourishment daily for health and strength. This is how God created us. Jesus reminds us of our physical need for sustenance when he describes himself as the Bread of Life. “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never be hungry again. Whoever believes in me will never be… Read More
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Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?A: A roamin’ numeral. Q: What do you call friends who love math?A: algebros
Bible Doodle: John 1:5
The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it. John 1:5
Just Get on Board
People Get Ready In 1965, The Impressions released a song written by Curtis Mayfield. People get ready, there’s a train a comin’ You don’t need no baggage, you just get on board.All you need is faith, to hear the diesels hummin’ Don’t need no ticket, you just thank the Lord So people get ready, for… Read More
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Q: What vegetables do librarians like?A: Quiet peas. Q: What do you call a thieving alligator? A: Crookodile Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 