Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?A. In the Ark-hives. I have a phobia about bows and arrows.The very thought of them makes me quiver. There’s not really any training for garbage men.They just pick things up as they go along.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: Where did Noah keep the bees?A. In the Ark-hives. I have a phobia about bows and arrows.The very thought of them makes me quiver. There’s not really any training for garbage men.They just pick things up as they go along.
But God is so rich in mercy, and he loved us so much, that even though we were dead because of our sins, he gave us life when he raised Christ from the dead. (It is only by God’s grace that you have been saved!) For he raised us from the dead along with Christ and seated… Read More
We are physically born as babies. We are born again as spiritual babies. In both arenas, we have to grow. It would be very obvious that something is not as it should be if we saw a grown person sustaining himself through formula in a baby bottle. It is easy for us to get stuck… Read More
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Popeye’s chicken was fried in Olive Oil? Q. What do you call a French guy who had a fight with his house cat?A. Claude Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
It wasn’t so long ago that you were mired in that old stagnant life of sin. You let the world, which doesn’t know the first thing about living, tell you how to live. You filled your lungs with polluted unbelief, and then exhaled disobedience. We all did it, all of us doing what we felt… Read More
Writers, how many hours a day do you sit in front of a computer? Me, too. That’s why a book review on NPR’s Fresh Air caught my attention. New York Times Phys Ed columnist Gretchen Reynolds shared some simple ways to combat the sedentary lifestyle—many of which I already practice. But it was the research… Read More
Q. How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?A. None; they can’t get up that high. Q. Why did the mechanic run out of mufflers?A. Because her supply was exhausted. Q. What do you call someone who pretends to be from Sweden?A. Artificial Swedener