Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
…the gospel is bearing fruit and growing throughout the whole world …
History is divided between BC and AD. The dates labeled BC (before Christ) take place before Jesus was born, and those labeled AD come from Latin Anno Domini meaning “In the year of Our Lord.” There is not a zero year, so the year AD 1 immediately follows the year 1 BC. And for any others who may at time struggle with this numbering… Read More
Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?
Our bodies need nourishment daily for health and strength. This is how God created us. Jesus reminds us of our physical need for sustenance when he describes himself as the Bread of Life. “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never be hungry again. Whoever believes in me will never be… Read More
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?A: A roamin’ numeral. Q: What do you call friends who love math?A: algebros