Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus. I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways! I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
What are you leaving behind?
Legacies aren’t just for the rich and famous—everyone leaves a piece of themselves behind. How will you be remembered? Maybe it’s because I will soon be 65 years old. Maybe it was the weekend with a house full of family—from grandkids, to grown-up kids, to siblings. Talking, loud play, chaos, and lots of laughter. Maybe it’s… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: FSH I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Obstacles Provoke Questions
You’ve chosen the “road less taken,” the straight-and-narrow highway, the path of Christ. We set out on our journey and we meet blessings, giftings, opportunities, presence, anointing, power and authority… But as you drive down life’s road, you also get snarled in the heavy traffic of tribulation, opposition, warfare, persecution and all kinds of obstacles. Is your response, like… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A; Fish and ships. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
“I get to” is changing my life
Using the words get to instead of: have to, need to, ought to, really should…is changing my attitude and my life. It’s more than semantics or a minor word change. Catching myself and changing thoughts and words to the phrase I get to flips the switch on my thoughts and attitudes. Read these examples aloud: I have to be home when my… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Couldn’t watch the whole movie, but liked the joke. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut. A magician was walking down the… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 