Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. “Seven days without laughter… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What is a thesaurus’ favorite dessert? A: Synonym buns England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
today I was Martha
Still your mind, open the eyes of your heart (through visual imagery), join the flow of the Holy Spirit, and journal. I learned these steps to hear God’s voice recently, and I’ve been practicing. Mark Virkler suggests that if you are just learning how to listen for his voice, put yourself into one of the… Read More
Live Life Laughing
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils. Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but heavier ones need a crane. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand, she was completely fine.
King for today
Wouldn’t you love to be known as one who had “the Holy Spirit come upon in power?” How wonderful it would be to share in the anointing that David had from God—an anointing to be a King for God’s people. Wait…you have a kingly anointing if you are a believer in Christ. The Heidelberg Catechism… Read More
BRING BACK CIVIL DEBATE! Yes, I’m yelling.
Presidential debate of September 26, 2016 consisted of two people saying: I’m a very intelligent person, and I believe X. This other person believes Y. Therefore this other candidate is a complete moron.* Please stop this behavior! Ms. Clinton and Mr. Trump: Please stop this childish behavior. Media: Quit promoting and encouraging it. Tell me about positions and ideas,… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Did you hear about the guy who lost all feeling on the left side? He’s all right now. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. If there was someone selling drugs in this area, weed know.
