Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?A: By its bark. Grandpa went to the bank for a loan.The teller said, “I’m sorry, but the loan arranger isn’t in today.”“That’s all right,” Grandpa said. “I’ll just speak to Tonto.” It’s so depressing to work on a horse ranch.I’m surrounded by neigh-sayers.
This is the beautiful treasure that I carry inside me—priceless wonders in a jar of clay.This is my message for you, as I am an ambassador for our Lord Jesus Christ.
“Do you really believe in a God who is the Creator, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords? Really?” This question is one that has been directed at me in surprise and with a touch of disdain. Society shakes its collective head at how gullible I am despite my education. However, it’s not a… Read More
I was looking for new shoes for walking. As I tried a pair on, I said to the assistant, “It’s too tight.”“Try is with the tongue out,” she replied.I said, “It’th nho ghood, it’th thtill thoo thight.” The state of Texas issued a proclamation: Due to epic issues with obesity, it is now illegal to… Read More
I’m singing joyful praise to God. I’m turning cartwheels of joy to my Savior God.Counting on God’s Rule to prevail, I take heart and gain strength.I run like a deer. I feel like I’m king of the mountain! Habakuk 3:19, The Message
I grew up hearing Bible stories. I was also fascinated by fables and fairy tales. I loved reading and imagining myself as a character in the story—I could be anyone I wanted to be. I didn’t realize it then, but doing this helped me figure out who I was and who I wanted to be.… Read More
I bumped my head on a coffee maker.It left a big brews. Why is it so easy for an Eagle Scout to get married?Because he knows 50 ways to tie the knot.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 