I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it only made him more sluggish. Q How do you think the unthinkable? A With an itheburg. I clean when I am frustrated, so if you show up unexpectedly and the house is clean, you might want to reconsider… Read More
a guide to spiritual warfare
Natural Law What goes up must come down. “That’s old school,” I say with a frown. “I’m enlightened, so I’m not frightened by your so-called truths.” I can defy, deny, justify, but in the end I must comply. IT IS whether I believe it or not. “Right and Wrong, Heaven and Hell, Angels… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A You look for fresh prints. I went to an emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers. Q What did the pirate say when he turned 80? A Aye matey.
reminder: it’s all about God, not all about me
As is my practice, I read the Bible just before I go to sleep. I ask God to fill my thoughts and to wake me with the words He wants me to hear.This particular evening I read: Psalm 126 (NIV) A song for pilgrims ascending to Jerusalem. 1 When the Lord brought back his exiles to Jerusalem, it was like a… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source? A George or well? Q Why do writers feel constantly cold? A Because they’re surrounded by drafts. A steak pun is a rare medium well done. .
Epiphany: Earthquake to Rebuild
Epiphany: an insight that points to a needed change of direction. This definition doesn’t come from a dictionary, but from my experience. Often the prequel to the epiphany is painful and confusing. I think it’s a little like an earthquake in which God tears down walls you weren’t willing or able to deconstruct yourselves. That was true… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Riddles for English nerds: Q Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A The thesaurus Q What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A A cat has claws at the end of paws; and a comma is pause at the end of clause. Q What makes “Civil Disobedience” such… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 