A couple times a day I take my dog out to check her P-mail. Sometimes we’re in a hurry, and Maggie just does a quick overview with an occasional quick check into what is really there. But once a day she likes to do a more thorough job. She still glances and dismisses at least 80%… Read More
Live Life Laughing
In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes. Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain. Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Stuff it.
What is the American Dream to you? For many of us, it’s about getting stuff or being stuff. Heard this on Sunday about America, it’s current two-party system, and the presidential race. One party’s rhetoric: “If you have stuff, vote for me, and you’ll get to keep your stuff.” The other party says it this… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You can’t see his forehead on this picture… What if there were no hypothetical questions? Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” Q: Why can’t a bike stand on its own? A: It’s two tired.
I just want to do what I do best-create!
Does it sometimes feel as if marketing is taking over your life? Would you rather be creating than marketing? Authors and artists today have to channel two different personalities: one of being creative and another of being an entrepreneur. This is as true for those with agents and publishers/galleries as it is for those who self-publish or act… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus. I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways! I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
What are you leaving behind?
Legacies aren’t just for the rich and famous—everyone leaves a piece of themselves behind. How will you be remembered? Maybe it’s because I will soon be 65 years old. Maybe it was the weekend with a house full of family—from grandkids, to grown-up kids, to siblings. Talking, loud play, chaos, and lots of laughter. Maybe it’s… Read More
