Occupational Hymns from: mikeysfunnies.com ~ Astronaut: “Nearer My God, To Thee” ~ Baker: “I Need Thee Every Hour” ~ Barber: “A Parting Hymn We Sing” ~ Baseball Batter: “Seek Thee First” ~ Builder: “How Firm A Foundation” and “The Church’s One Foundation” ~ Canoeist: “Flow, River, Flow” ~ Carpenter: “The Nail Scarred Hand” ~ Children’s… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open-toad Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems. (Ain’t that the truth?) Q: What did one elevator say to another elevator: A: I think I’m coming down with something. There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: A Doyouthinkhesawus? (If you don’t get it, say it out loud.) Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice. It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What did zero say to 8? A: Nice belt. Q: What happens when an egg laughs? A: It cracks up. Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A They are always stuffed. To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it. ~Charlie Chaplin
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why do bananas have to use sunscreen? A: Because they might peel. Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells. Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to… Read More
The arts, an antidote in the digital age
” Theater (slow, communal, physical) may be the cure for what ails us in the digital world.” ~Tracey Moore Thanks to my friend Ann Wilkinson for posting “Why Theater Majors Are Vital in the Digital Age” by Tracey Moore, published in The Chronicle of Higher Education on April 3, 2016. http://chronicle.com/article/Why-Theater-Majors-Are-Vital/235925/ Digital communication cannot take the… Read More
Live Life Laughing
You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy. Dry erase boards are remarkable. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 