Did you hear about the guy who lost all feeling on the left side? He’s all right now. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. If there was someone selling drugs in this area, weed know.
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king-sized or twin?
We slept only 10 days in a king-sized bed with a soft pillow-top, but it caused problems. Back home in our smaller bed, I woke up every time one of us turned over. By the third awakening–sans blankets–I was irritated. My husband’s a big bear of a guy and sleeps diagonally across the bed. I… Read More
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it only made him more sluggish. Q How do you think the unthinkable? A With an itheburg. I clean when I am frustrated, so if you show up unexpectedly and the house is clean, you might want to reconsider… Read More
a guide to spiritual warfare
Natural Law What goes up must come down. “That’s old school,” I say with a frown. “I’m enlightened, so I’m not frightened by your so-called truths.” I can defy, deny, justify, but in the end I must comply. IT IS whether I believe it or not. “Right and Wrong, Heaven and Hell, Angels… Read More
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Q How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A You look for fresh prints. I went to an emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers. Q What did the pirate say when he turned 80? A Aye matey.
reminder: it’s all about God, not all about me
As is my practice, I read the Bible just before I go to sleep. I ask God to fill my thoughts and to wake me with the words He wants me to hear.This particular evening I read: Psalm 126 (NIV) A song for pilgrims ascending to Jerusalem. 1 When the Lord brought back his exiles to Jerusalem, it was like a… Read More
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Q Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source? A George or well? Q Why do writers feel constantly cold? A Because they’re surrounded by drafts. A steak pun is a rare medium well done. .
Kathleen S Evenhouse 