Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: What do you call 12 examples of that which has mass and occupies space?A: Dozen Matter. Plants use photosynthesis when they want a light snack. Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?A: Sorry. My fault. Q: What did the biologist wear to impress his date?A: Designer genes.
I can cut a tree down just by looking at it.It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. I sympathize with batteries. I’m never included in anything either. Here’s a joke for all of you mind-readers.I know, right? What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?The space bar.
I have a fear of speed bumps.I’m slowing getting over it. How do you get two whales in a car?Start in the middle of England and travel west. Scientists have actually discovered a feline life form on Mars. Unfortunately, it ran in front of the rover and got run over.Curiousity (launched 2018) killed the cat.… Read More
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?Plymouth Rock! Yesterday my husband was washing the car with our grandson.He asked, “Why can’t you use a sponge like a normal grandpa?” What kind of music do you play while fishing?Something catchy. Photo by Mount Polley from Pexels What noise does a frog make in the library?Read-it. Read-it. Read-it.
I failed my wasp examination text.I got a Bee Photo by Karolina Grabowska from Pexels A friend bragged his dog retrieved a ball from a a mile away. Seems far-fetched to me. Photo by Yuki Ghost from Pexels
What kind of shoes do plumbers love?Clogs. I used to be addicted to soap,but I’m clean now. I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from foreign countries because of the smell.I love foreign axe scents.
I ate a box of thin mints, and I didn’t get thinner.I don’t think they work. I’ve written a song about tortillas.Actually, I think it’s more of a wrap. My family asked me to stop telling them Thanksgiving jokes.But I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 