Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
My favorite super hero is TYPO MAN.He writes all the wrongs. The true definition of essential oils:the liquid that drips out of tacos or Italian beef sandwiches. I just opened a can of words. What’s the big deal?The worms just sit there. Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
I never finish anything.I have a black belt in Partial Arts. An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. I did a little mechanics work today—I’m so good at this.I put a rear end in a recliner.
What do you call an attractive monster?Pretty scary. Bean bag chairs are Venus Flytraps for anyone over 40. The difference between me and Superman is this:He has super vision. I require supervision.
I am working hard to be the kind of grandparent that my grandchildren can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown and cap. It would be pretty weird if you went to a concert and they had a football game halfway through. Here’s a bright idea for you the next time you are having trouble… Read More
The PAST TENSE of William Shakespeareis WOULDIWAS SHOOKSPEARED. Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits I have tasted so far. Tell me, what even is atheism?A non-prophet organization.
My mind is exceptionally quiet today. I’m suspicious I’m up to something I don’t want me to know about. I’m starting a business to teach math to short people.It’s called, “Making the little things count.” I’m going to need some of you readers to start getting weirder.I can’t keep pulling all the weight like this.… Read More
If a viking is reincarnated, is he Bjorn again? Just meand my support beverage. I’m having people over to stare at the phones later. You are welcome to come by. I’m giving away free samples of my attitude today.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 