I tried making reservations at the library, but they were all booked. Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash “There is a good reason why I don’t ever sit beside a pool any more.”~ Marco Polo Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash
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Sometime Bigfoot is confused with Sasquatch….Yeti never complains. Photo by Marcus Ganahl on Unsplash. I’ll tell you why I can’t lose weight. I have metal fillings in my teeth, and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. Photo by Squared.one on Unsplash Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?A: Milk… Read More
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Q: What is E.T. short for?A: Because he has little legs. If you are chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?A: Every morning you rise and shine. Q: Why did the belt get arrested?A: He held up a pair of pants.
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My son wants to study burrowing rodents. I told him, “Gopher it.” Picture by Lukas Vanatko on Unsplash. What do you call it when snails fight? A slug fest. Picture by Mats Hagwell on Unsplash. How do youmeasure a snake? In inches, because they have no feet. Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash
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Hello from the otter side. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly Squats
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When I walked by the refrigerator, I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.When I opened the door, I found out it was just the chives singing. What do bovines like to read? Cattle-logs. Yesterday I dropped my Scrabble game, and the tiles fell all over the road. My brother just laughed and… Read More
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If you are addicted to sea weed, sea kelp. Photo by Caleb Kastein on Unsplash Q: Why did the horse miss the joust?A: Because he had the knight off. Steven King has a son named Joe.I’m not joking, but he is. Q: What is mitosis?A: Those things at the end of my feetsis.
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