Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. What is the only time a man thinks about a candle light dinner?When the power goes out. What’s a man’s idea of a romantic gift?A toaster that glows in the dark.
Disagreements happen. The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much… Read More
Fun With Signs
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees? A: Birds of prey! Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt? A: Steven Seagull. Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?A: A polygon
Q: Why did the crab never share?A: Because he’s shellfish Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?A. The prawn broker. Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?A. Can you please be more Pacific?
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?A: A roamin’ numeral. Q: What do you call friends who love math?A: algebros
Q: What vegetables do librarians like?A: Quiet peas. Q: What do you call a thieving alligator? A: Crookodile Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 