Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Study God and his strength, seek his presence day and night. 1 Chronicles 16:11, The Message Spend time with God—a necessary component of relationship. Ask Him for a sign of His hands in your life. He is always there.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig. What is white, furry, and has wheels?A roller bear. Who wrote the book “Great Eggspectations”?Charles Chickens.
“Which one is Ruth? “You’re kidding, right? The one who doesn’t look at all like the rest of us.” “Can you believe that accent—you can’t understand a word she’s saying, and she walks around Bethlehem as if she thinks she belongs here. I don’t like it.” “Poor Naomi—to have a woman like that as a… Read More
Don’t let anyone drive you crazy.You are close enough, and the walk will do you good. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?You take away their little brooms. I bet Waldo owed some people money.You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
“Are we there yet?” “The answer is still ‘no.’” “How much longer?” Are you imagining kids in the back seat on a road trip? The whine? The repetition? And your sigh as you fight back exasperation. Let’s change the picture a little. Jesus is in the driver’s seat of your life, but you don’t like… Read More
My emotional support animal is a chicken. White meat, Crispy. With a biscuit. A poll measuring the gap between rungs on a ladder has shown a definite increase.This is because people have become taller.It’s known as climb-it-change. What’s another name for a duck who is very clever?A wise quacker.
2 cookies, 3 people. Do I share?Lots of friends, but I’m lonely. Do I invite?She’s tired and sick. Do I help?That’s really cool. Do I buy it for myself or for another? How do I interact with the world? When I think of what I want, Give that. Share that. When I think of what… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 