A contest between church choirs is a battle of the choral see. Weight loss pills lost this morning—police say suspects are still at large. more at: http://www.puns-of-the-day.com Mother: “Are you talking back to me?!” Son: “Well yeah, that’s kinda how communication works.” more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/3#sthash.EKAV31cc.dpuf Quote about humor: “Life is too important to take seriously.”… Read More

Why don’t some couples go to the gym. Because some relationships don’t work out. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. Good thing it was a soft drink. more at: http://www.pun-of-theday.com Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew… Read More

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!” A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so… Read More

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. ~BagFaceMan, England Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.” A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby… Read More