Q: How excited was the gardener about spring? A: So excited he wet his plants. Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A: She always ran away from the ball. Q: Where will you be in three years? A: I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision. “Laughter is much more important… Read More

Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/winterjokes.html “In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter,… Read More

They have Dial-a-Prayer for Atheists now . . . You can call, and it rings and rings but nobody answers. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it. – J.… Read More

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: The problem is that no one runs in your family. Q: Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? A: He wanted it a little meaty-or. Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? A: An itsy bitsy book.… Read More

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull? Just the pit bull Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall. A closed mouth gathers no feet. – Sam Horn