Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please… Read More
Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow? A: I don’t know but I wouldn’t milk it. Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath.… Read More
Have you ever wondered: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate! “The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” Bennett… Read More
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from her hair. “Whoa!” she exclaimed, “is there anything else in there?” “Oh… Read More
Yesterday I accidentally Pokeman. I know a dog who can do tricks. It’s a labracadabrador. Q: What do you call Dracula with hayfever? A: Pollen Count
White boards are remarkable. Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: Ten Tickles Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?
Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop. A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. “Seven days without laughter… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 