You need to read the answer with an accent. Live like Minions: laugh aloud all day without any reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness. Q Why do people say “break a leg” before you go on stage? A Because every play has a cast. Q How does a train… Read More
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If you’re still puzzled, Google Napoleon’s birthplace. But if you have to do that, you’ll just say, “Ohhhhh.” You won’t laugh, but you’ll get it. The following scientific Shakespearean plot is brought to you by: gosciencegirls.com Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein. Dear Maths, I’m tired of finding… Read More
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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy. Dry erase boards are remarkable. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes. Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain. Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
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You can’t see his forehead on this picture… What if there were no hypothetical questions? Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?” Q: Why can’t a bike stand on its own? A: It’s two tired.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: A thesaurus. I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways! I started a band called 999 Megabytes—we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A; Fish and ships. Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
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