It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Live Life Laughing
For my son-in-law, the math teacher: My math teacher called me average. How mean! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
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I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy. I hate insect puns. They really bug me. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away. Q: Why can’t you trust an atom? A: Because they make up everything. Q: Why are atoms Catholic? A: Because they have mass.
The Light Side of Reading
We read for different reasons. A good friend told me that since she ended her education, she doesn’t read much fiction. She goes to books to learn something, to improve something, to find answers to a very important question. She doesn’t identify at all with the warm and fuzzy feelings about reading that I’ve been… Read More
Your calendar days are numbered.
I love puns! This made my day today–it shows graphic and word puns. Go ahead–groan, laugh, or sigh and click on your next blog. All are legitimate responses. Me? I’m still laughing and trying to find people to tell them to. If you love puns, you may wonder where this came from. Check out this… Read More
