I don’t really have a plan. I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day. I only want two things: (1) to lose weight, and (2) to eat. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.
Live Life Laughing
Live Life Laughing
I can’t tell you what say to a woman when she is angry. But I can tell you, it’s not” “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.” Bruce Lee has a brother who lives in Pennsylvania. His name is Phil Lee.Did you know Bruce Lee’s brother is a vegetarian? His name is Broco Lee.Bruce Lee has a faster, older… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Did you watch that movie about hot dogs?It was an Oscar Wiener. (I like my trophies with mustard.) My best recipe for an upside-down cake. It’s super easy.1. Make a cake from a box.2. While carrying it, trip over the dog. I wonder if the person who came up with the phrase, “One Hit Wonder,”… Read More
Live Life Laughing
What do you call a paper airplane that refuses to fly? Stationery. How many pieces of candy corn do you think you will eat before you ask youself: “I wonder what a candle would taste like?” Morning: Too tired to thinkNoon: Still thought impaired.Supper time: Leave something in the microwave til the end of the… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Snide Remarks you might have heard this week. (adapted from: https://www.imightbefunny.com/humor/funny-women-6725/
Live Life Laughing
I never finish anything.I have a black belt in Partial Arts. An empty fortune cookie is rather unfortunate. I did a little mechanics work today—I’m so good at this.I put a rear end in a recliner.
Live Life Laughing
What do you call an attractive monster?Pretty scary. Bean bag chairs are Venus Flytraps for anyone over 40. The difference between me and Superman is this:He has super vision. I require supervision.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 