Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinz sight. My wife asked me if I could clear the table.I had to take a running start, but I made it. Just had a police officer come to my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.I told him if he… Read More
I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident. When my phone battery died, I was angry and needed to find an outlet. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. I had a dream about mufflers. I woke up exhausted. Bacon is 68% fat and very salty. Me,… Read More
Q: What kind of a doctor is Dr. Pepper?A: A Fizz-ision Q: Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?A: Because they’re always butting in. Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?A: It tocked too much. I’d like to end with chimney jokes–I’ve got a stack of ’em.The… Read More
Q: What do you call 12 examples of that which has mass and occupies space?A: Dozen Matter. Plants use photosynthesis when they want a light snack. Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?A: Sorry. My fault. Q: What did the biologist wear to impress his date?A: Designer genes.
I can cut a tree down just by looking at it.It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes. I sympathize with batteries. I’m never included in anything either. Here’s a joke for all of you mind-readers.I know, right? What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?The space bar.
I have a fear of speed bumps.I’m slowing getting over it. How do you get two whales in a car?Start in the middle of England and travel west. Scientists have actually discovered a feline life form on Mars. Unfortunately, it ran in front of the rover and got run over.Curiousity (launched 2018) killed the cat.… Read More
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?Plymouth Rock! Yesterday my husband was washing the car with our grandson.He asked, “Why can’t you use a sponge like a normal grandpa?” What kind of music do you play while fishing?Something catchy. Photo by Mount Polley from Pexels What noise does a frog make in the library?Read-it. Read-it. Read-it.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 