Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?A: By its bark. Grandpa went to the bank for a loan.The teller said, “I’m sorry, but the loan arranger isn’t in today.”“That’s all right,” Grandpa said. “I’ll just speak to Tonto.” It’s so depressing to work on a horse ranch.I’m surrounded by neigh-sayers.
I bumped my head on a coffee maker.It left a big brews. Why is it so easy for an Eagle Scout to get married?Because he knows 50 ways to tie the knot.
How do you choose a favorite lightbulb?By the process of illuminations. Did you hear about the blue ship that collided with a red ship?The survivors were marooned. I’ve started investing in stocks; beef, chicken, and vegetable.One day I hope to be a bouillinaire.
Q: What do you get from a forgetful cow?A: Milk of Amnesia Q: What do you call some who says he is from Sweden, but is lying.A: Artificial Swedener Q: Why isn’t suntanning an official Olympic sport?A: Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Major loss invokes intense emotional suffering. That is the definition of grief. And it deals us a breath-expelling blow to the solar plexus. We associate grief with the death of a loved one, but there are many kinds of deaths—losses—that drag us down to the depths of despair: Loss of health—those who suffer from chronic… Read More
Writers, how many hours a day do you sit in front of a computer? Me, too. That’s why a book review on NPR’s Fresh Air caught my attention. New York Times Phys Ed columnist Gretchen Reynolds shared some simple ways to combat the sedentary lifestyle—many of which I already practice. But it was the research… Read More
I also pray that you will understand the incredible greatness of God’s power for us who believe him. This is the same mighty power that raised Christ from the dead and seated him in the place of honor at God’s right hand in the heavenly realms. Now he is far above any ruler or authority… Read More
