Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
What did the icy road say to the car? “Want to go for a spin?” What do you call a slow skier? A slopepoke! Why do arctic seals and penguins not get along? They are polar opposites! How does a group of penguins make a decision? They flipper coin!
When a vegetarian is really made at another vegetarian, is it still called a beef?Just wondering. The last part of your body to die when you pass away are your pupils.They dilate. Is your stomach flat?Yeah, but the “L” is silent. You know what’s even worse? When the author is still writing the second one.
I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.Don’t get it? Ask your fourth grader. What is faster, hot or cold?Hot, because you can catch a cold. Orion’s belt is a big waist of stars.Bad joke. Only 3 stars. Sometimes you can really identify with a character in the book. Is it because you have… Read More
Some people think the T-Rex can’t clap because its arms are too short.But the real reason is: they’re all dead! Photo by Frank Kroeger on Unsplash I’m not too good with this techy stuff. Yesterday, my cell phone took a 10-minute video of my shoes.But surprisingly, it was pretty good footage. What do you call… Read More
Sometimes I wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward.That’s just how I roll. When I went to the bakery and asked if they had any shortbread, they told me they didn’t make it any longer. Photo by Jude Infantini on Unsplash My grandkids begged, “Please, will you stop telling terrible puns and write… Read More
Did you hear about the ice cream truck that crashed?The driver said it wasn’t his fault. He blamed it on the Rocky Road. A truck loaded with Vick’s Vapor Rub turned over on a busy highway near Chicago.Amazingly, there was no congestion for the next 8 hours. A few of my grandkids declare this is… Read More
My brother and I spent a week together visiting our 98-year-old mother. She lives by my sister, and we travel halfway across the country to see Mom as often as we can. She has dementia, so now when we visit, she can’t always remember our names. Often, now, she can’t name her brothers and sisters,… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 