Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
A copy of The Christmas Carol just fell on my toe.I hurt like the Dickens. I went to the doctor to complain about hearing problems.He asked me, “Can you describe the symptoms?”I said, “Well, Homer’s a fat guy, and Marge has blue hair.” I bought my friend an elephant for his room.He said, “Thanks.”I said,… Read More
What’s it called when you have Grandma on speed dial? Instagram! What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?Phillipe Floppe. What do you call a small mother?A minimum. What do you call a sad rabbit?Unhoppy.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin What do you call a sad rabbit?Unhoppy. Photo by Erik-Jan Leusink on Unsplash I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places,but I just left a gas station.
Everybody knows where the Big Apple is, but does any know where Minneapolis? Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined. “Imagine…all the people.” Q: What do you call a rabbit that was born and raised in a motel?A: An inn-grown hare.
What do you call a fish without eyes?Fsh What lights up a soccer stadium?A soccer match. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?Mistletoes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?You’re under a vest. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?Because every play has a cast. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?The eeriest.
What kind of tunes do planets like?Neptunes What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord who wanted to evict her?Namaste What do you call a factory that produces good products.A satisfactory
Kathleen S Evenhouse 