Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I recently took a pole:99% of the people were annoyed when their tents fell down. Photo by Tony Lisbon on Unsplash Q. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?A. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing. Photo by Patrick Campanale on Unsplash Q. Do you know a song about chickpeas?A. Could you hummus the tune?
Q: What did the retired pirate say on his 80th birthday?A. “Aye matey!” Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?A. The best of thymes, the worst of thymes. Q. Why did it get so hot in the basketball arena after the fame?A. All the fans left. Two silk worms were in a… Read More
I keep telling my friend it’s wrong to shoplift, but he just doesn’t buy it. Teacher: This student didn’t wear her belt to school again.Principal: What do you want me to do? Suspender? I went to the grocery store to buy 6 cans of Sprite, but when I got home I realized I’d picked 7up.… Read More
Q. Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock?A. Because it’s a little meteor. Q. What kind of a car does a sheep drive?A. A lamborghini. Q. Who is the penquin’s favorite relative?A. Aunt Arctica Q. Why can’t you tease egg whites?A. They can’t take a yolk.
Laugh in the rain with someone else–just like Neil Sedaka. Silly songs was a part of Veggie Tales–one of my favorite parts, I might add. Like Larry, I love my lips stretched in laughter. Q: Did you know that no two people see colors the same way? A: That’s because it’s a pigment of your… Read More
These tree jokes will have you feeling green; you’d better beleaf it.All word jokes on this page from scarymommy.com Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?A: Swimming trunks. Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?A: It’s been nice gnawing you. Q: What is a tree’s favorite dating app?A: Timber
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge.He’s standing right behind you. I like little kids, and little kids like me. They kinda look up to me. Q: Where do skeletons spend their vacation?A. At the Dead Sea? Thanks to lastlemon.com for doing posting 1,000 short jokes as visuals and posting them on Pinterest… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 