Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Four men in hospital waiting room. Nurse comes in and says to first guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins.”“That’s odd,” he said. “I work for the Minnesota Twins.”She tells the second man, “”Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.”“That’s odd,” he said. “I work for 3M.”Then she tells the third man, “”Congratulations, you’re the father… Read More
Q: Why do Christmas trees never get presents?A: Because they’re so knotty. Christmas trees only use the past and future tense as they believe the present is beneath them. It’s more blessed to give than to receive – especially kittens. ~Bill Cosby Q: What’s the best Christmas present? A: A broken drum, you just can’t… Read More
Q: What do you call an old snowman?A: Water Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?A: They wear snowcaps. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?A: Frost-bite
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire. There’s a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.~ Albert Sloan I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. ~ Gary… Read More
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?A SQUIDnapper. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody! What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell. Where do penguins go to the movies?At the DIVE-in! What falls… Read More
Q: What pencil did Shakespeare write with?A: 2B Q: Who invented fractions?A: Henry the 1/4th. Teacher: Craig, you know you can’t sleep in my class.Craig: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Q. What do you get when you cross fruit and bowling?A. A banana split. Q. What do you call a messy fruit salad?A. A fig-sty. Q. Why did the orange stop?A. It ran out of juice.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 