I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. Dieting is wishful shrinking.
Live Life Laughing: Diets
Live Life Laughing: Parents
Parenting is stopping your kid from eating that piece of chocolate which has fallen on the floor and then eating it yourself when he/she is not looking. Q: What’s it like to be a parent?A: Take a basket full of blocks, a couple of hundred toy cars, fifty-odd jumpy balls, a few utensils from the… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Parents 2
Parenting is mastering the art of a one-minute-poop and a half-a-minute shower! There are three kinds of grocery shoppers: “The ones who pick up all the healthy things; then the ones who pick up all the junk, and then the ones who end up running around the aisles picking up their kids!” When two of… Read More
Live Life Laughing: Age
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. ~ A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
Live Life Laughing: at Home
Knock, knock!Who’s there?Fido.Fido who?Fido known you were home, I’d have brought a cake. Knock, knock!Who’s thereHackett.Hackette who?I can’t Hackette-I’m going home. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Oldest Son.Oldest Son who?Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home. (You must sing the last line.)
Live Life Laughing: Science
Q: What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?A: A π-thon Q: What do you call it when you parry a sword stroke from a semi-aquatic mammal?A: Parry the platypus Q: What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?A: mitosis
Kathie’s Roman Digs (Week 10-Romans 2:17-29)
Can people tell what you believe about God from the way you live your life? Do those that watch you wonder what it is that makes you different from the world? These were the kinds of questions Paul asked the Roman Christians in this letter? Not one to skirt around a touchy subject, Paul jumps… Read More
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