Funnies You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn’t spread it. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone, not laptop, no tablet. He just sat  drinking coffee, like a psychopath. Winter Thoughts “No… Read More

Funnies Q: Where does the king keep his armies? A: In his sleevies. Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don’t know, and I don’t care. Sometimes I use big words I don’t really understand to make me seem more photosynthesis. Winter Thoughts “While I relish our warm months, winter forms our… Read More

Funnies Q: What was the more important invention that the first telephone? A: The second one. Three cows were talking in a field. Cow #1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow #2: Good think I’m a helicopter. Cow #3: I don’t believe it! A talking cow. Two mice were chewing… Read More

Funnies Q: What do you call an emotional marshmallow? A: Mallow Dramatic. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosohers who need a hug. I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore. Winter Thoughts

Funnies Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult. If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my blanket fort coloring. Q: Why was the strawberry crying? A: His mom is in a jam. Winter Thoughts “It is the life of the crystal, the… Read More

Q: Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? A: So when they come back to port, they can Scandanavian. Q: Why can’t the T-Rex clap? A: Because he’s dead. Q: Want to know what makes you smile? A: Your face muscles. Winter Thoughts: Advice is like snow—the softer… Read More