Life Quotes Learn the art of saying. Don’t lie. Don’t make excuses. Don’t over-explain yourself. Just simply decline. Are the habits you have today on part with the dreams you have for tomorrow?
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For you visual people:
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Q: What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? A: I’m a cashew. Q: What do you call a bee that comes from America? A: A USB Visual Puns
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Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo? A: Because it was full of cheetahs. Q: Did you hear the song about the tortilla? A: Actually, it was more of a wrap. Music Quotes: “If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live… Read More
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Q. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A. I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus. Q. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? A. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Q: Why to we tell actors to “break a leg?” A: Because every play has a cast.
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Q: What happened when the ship carrying the red paint and the ship carrying the blue paint crashed into an island? A: The sailors were marooned. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn’t complain. The… Read More
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Q: Why did the cucumber call 911. A: He was in a pickle. Q: My teacher told me I would never amount to much because I procrastinate. A: I told her, “Just you wait!” Q: Why aren’t koalas actually bears? A: Because they don’t meet the koalifications. Summer Quotes “We have too many quizzes in… Read More
