Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Funnies Q: What was the more important invention that the first telephone? A: The second one. Three cows were talking in a field. Cow #1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow #2: Good think I’m a helicopter. Cow #3: I don’t believe it! A talking cow. Two mice were chewing… Read More
Funnies Q: What do you call an emotional marshmallow? A: Mallow Dramatic. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosohers who need a hug. I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore. Winter Thoughts
Funnies Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult. If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my blanket fort coloring. Q: Why was the strawberry crying? A: His mom is in a jam. Winter Thoughts “It is the life of the crystal, the… Read More
Funnies I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella. You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge is so cold. Winter Thoughts “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the… Read More
Q: Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? A: So when they come back to port, they can Scandanavian. Q: Why can’t the T-Rex clap? A: Because he’s dead. Q: Want to know what makes you smile? A: Your face muscles. Winter Thoughts: Advice is like snow—the softer… Read More
Q: Why don’t oysters give to charities? A: Because they’re shellfish. Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It’s okay. He woke up. Q: How do you when it’s been raining cats and dogs. A: When you step in a poodle. Winter Quotes: “Because the birdsong might be pretty, But it’s not… Read More
Q: If lightning strikes an orchestra, who is the most likely to get killed? A: The conductor Q: What did the fisherman say to the musician? A: Pick a cod, any cod. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a Nobel prize. Winter Quotes “If we had no winter, the spring would not be so… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 