I am not a 10. I am more like two 5s held together by mashed potatoes. You remind be of chapstick,‘cuz you da balm. I’m addicted to seaweed,but I’m seeking kelp.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
I am not a 10. I am more like two 5s held together by mashed potatoes. You remind be of chapstick,‘cuz you da balm. I’m addicted to seaweed,but I’m seeking kelp.
We recently attended a brother’s retirement party–he retired from planting churches. We took a picture of some of the relatives who attended, and it reminded me of this verse: I will establish my covenant as an everlasting covenant between me and you and your descendants after you for the generations to come, to be your God and… Read More
Recently, my husband and I graduated to a new status in our family. When my mother died last October, we no longer have any parents who are alive on this earth. Now we are the “old people,” the ones who will need to be cared for one day. This stage isn’t something you strive for,… Read More
Read for some musical puns? Please groan in harmony. Soprano: “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”Alto: “Sure.”Soprano: “Melody.”Alto: “I don’t get it.”Soprano: “No, you don’t.” Beethoven: “Are you ready to hear some symphonies?”Audience: (Cheers, whistles, applause)Beethoven: “I can’t hear you!!” What if telling people to be quiet, we just yelled, “Decrescendo!” I hate the… Read More
Joy is a diamond in the center of my being,a gracious gift that does not erodeeven when it is washed by acidic hateor flooded with the false sweetness of manipulation. Joy is in the presence the Holy Spirit, living in me,Who does not cringe from the heat of the fiery furnaceor the bleak icicles of… Read More
Dear Life, when I said “could my life get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Q: What do you call a bee hive without an exit?A: Unbelievable. Do you use your right or left hand to stir your coffee?I use a spoon.