What did the policeman say to his belly button?You’re under a vest. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?Because every play has a cast. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?The eeriest.
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Reflecting God: Moms
My mother will turn 98 in May. She lives in a wonderful and loving memory-care home, and my close-by sister visits multiple times weekly. The rest of the siblings travel west as often as we can to see her; I was there four times in the last year. Her influence on our lives has been… Read More
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What kind of tunes do planets like?Neptunes What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord who wanted to evict her?Namaste What do you call a factory that produces good products.A satisfactory
Reflecting God: Freckles
I am in the middle of a health investigation: where has all the energy gone? There are lots of answers, and more to come but here’s some of what I know now. I’m low on vitamin D2, the largest percentage of which comes from the infrared rays of sunlight, which you can take into your… Read More
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What do cows like to read the most?Cattle-logs What do horses say when they fall?Help!, I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddy-up. Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?He was on a roll.
Reflecting God: Moonshine
It was so bright in the bedroom, I thought it must be morning. The clock read 4:27. Okay, morning, but way too early—it’s supposed to still be dark outside. I turned over, and the moonlight was so bright, I had to close my eyes. A white circle, a residual moon-echo, still hung on the inside… Read More
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Why are the Irish so wealthy?Because their capital is always Dublin. What has more lives than a cat?A frog, because it croaks every night. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Kathleen S Evenhouse 