They have Dial-a-Prayer for Atheists now . . . You can call, and it rings and rings but nobody answers. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it. – J.… Read More
Music for Your Day
What kind of music do you like? Anthem Lights is a group that can please multiple musical pallets. Enjoy! Jackson 5 Medley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw7SSFdZWIA Hymns MashUp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iEgs0WKR-c Say Something – A Great Big World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcae4OOZBzQ Pompeii – Bastille https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPplKM1zJ8Y Demons – Imagine Dragons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI1I8ChxBiw Let It Go – Frozen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGPVS88HIY&spfreload=5 Don’t Stop Believing – Journey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOTTHVUyI1A 2015 K-Love… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: The problem is that no one runs in your family. Q: Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? A: He wanted it a little meaty-or. Q: How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? A: An itsy bitsy book.… Read More
Election Echoes
I hear strong echos in this story. http://www.npr.org/2017/02/03/513196747/christian-governor-fights-blasphemy-charge-in-muslim-majority-indonesia An ethnic Chinese, Christian man from outside the current political power structure, who is serving as governor of Jakarta, is running for reelection. At the same time he is on trial for blasphemy for telling Muslim voters in September not to be fooled by people who tell them… Read More
How do you pronounce that?
The Chaos by Dutchman Gerard Nolst Trenité (by G. Nolst Trenité, a.k.a. “Charivarius”; 1870 – 1946) My son brought me his phone and said, “You have to read this out loud.” Then he listened while I did, and laughed and corrected any mispronounced words. Try it yourself. I guess I’m glad I learned English as my… Read More
Live Life Laughing
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull? Just the pit bull Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall. A closed mouth gathers no feet. – Sam Horn
What do you mean by that?
Have you ever tried to describe a color to someone? Any success? “Dark green” or “light green” aren’t much help. And “chartreuse” is a word unknown to many. Geoff Nunberg’s commentary on Fresh Air states that the political words and phrases we’re hearing and using constantly are just as difficult when it comes to pinning down an… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 