Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To say hello from the other side. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer Q: How does the moon cut his hair? A: Eclipse it Quote about JOY “One filled with joy preaches without preaching.” ~Mother Theresa
It’s the little things that get me!
Isn’t it easy to blow the little things way out of proportion? Often we really aren’t aware of or don’t want to face the real problem in a relationship, so we choose something easy to see and easy to get mad about. “It’s common for people with big problems to dwell disproportionately on smaller ones. Stress… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What do you call someone with no body and a nose? A: Nobody knows. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? Quote about JOY “Joy is not in things, it is in us.” ~Richard Wagner
Life isn’t over for a humble banana peel.
“We define waste as anything unproductive, not used, or not properly utilized.” “Waste is a human invention. We’re the only creatures on earth who don’t live a zero waste existence.” I recycle. I re-purpose stuff all the time. But, yes, I admit it. I throw way too much stuff in the garbage that I could… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: Did you hear the song about the tortilla? A: Actually it was more of a wrap. Q: Where did the cat go after losing its tail? A: The retail store. Quote about Joy Fight to find the joy in every… Read More
Alien Invasions and Pure Terror
I love those back-up cameras in all these new cars—like the ones my grown kids drive. I, on the other hand, still crane my neck and use my side mirrors. But those little screens can really get the adrenaline flowing. Like the time a young man started to back up and slammed on his brakes, sure he… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What type of computer sings? A: A Dell Q: How did the trees feel in the spring? A: Re-leaved Q: Where do you live? A: With my parents? Q: Where to your parents live? A: With me Q: Where do you all live? A: Together Q: Where is your house? A: Next to my… Read More
