Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: Did you hear the song about the tortilla? A: Actually it was more of a wrap. Q: Where did the cat go after losing its tail? A: The retail store. Quote about Joy Fight to find the joy in every… Read More
Alien Invasions and Pure Terror
I love those back-up cameras in all these new cars—like the ones my grown kids drive. I, on the other hand, still crane my neck and use my side mirrors. But those little screens can really get the adrenaline flowing. Like the time a young man started to back up and slammed on his brakes, sure he… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What type of computer sings? A: A Dell Q: How did the trees feel in the spring? A: Re-leaved Q: Where do you live? A: With my parents? Q: Where to your parents live? A: With me Q: Where do you all live? A: Together Q: Where is your house? A: Next to my… Read More
Am I an imitator or initiator?
“No matter how individual we think we are, we all have an inherent desire to conform.” “The principle of social proof says so: The greater the number of people who find any idea correct, the more the idea will be correct…We will use the actions of others to decide on proper behavior for ourselves, especially… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera. Q: Why should you never use a dull pencil? A: Because it’s pointless. Dear Algebra, Please stop asking me to look for your X. She left you and I don’t know Y. Quote about… Read More
Why to not watch: “13 Reasons Why”
“13 Reasons Why,” a Netflix original movie was recently released. After a teenage girl’s perplexing suicide, a classmate receives a series of tapes that unravel the mystery of her tragic choice. “Suicide as revenge—it’s your fault I took my own life.” In my mind, that’s a really messed-up premise for a book or movie. Also, I’m… Read More
Live Life Laughing
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs? A: Lean beef If someone calls you ugly say, “Excuuuse me! I am not a mirror.” ~Funny Minions Q: You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? A: Yes, Why? Q: It states that anything that can go wrong will, but have you heard of Cole’s law?… Read More
