Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?A SQUIDnapper. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody! What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell. Where do penguins go to the movies?At the DIVE-in! What falls… Read More
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer,” but then i saw her face. My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. I bought my… Read More
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank. I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.” “A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.”~ Baltasar… Read More
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds. Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP. “Don’t forget you are what you eat.”“I need to eat a skinny person.” If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Q: What did the spider’s say when she broke her new web.A: Darn it! Q: Why couldn’t the butterfly come to the dance?A: Because it was a moth ball. Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?A: When he catches a fly.
Q: What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size?A: A dollarpede. I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Q. What’s the tastiest unit of measurement? A. Milimeter (mm) Q. What do you call a professional unit of measurement? A. Program Q. What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system? A. The Imperial System This post prepared by my delightful granddaughter Hannah Cutler. She has the gift of cleverness in laughing.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 