Originally I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurtie. Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation? A: A rain of terror.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Q: Which day do chickens hate the most? A: Friday. Q: Why did the bee get married? A: Because he found his honey.
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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For my son-in-law, the math teacher: My math teacher called me average. How mean! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
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I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy. I hate insect puns. They really bug me. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away. Q: Why can’t you trust an atom? A: Because they make up everything. Q: Why are atoms Catholic? A: Because they have mass.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 