Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?Bob: Where?Ben: Around the globe! A book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
Q. Who was the most famous Harry Potter artist?A. Monet Myrtle Q. Did you see the display of still-life art?A. It was not at all moving. Q. What did the artist tell her greatest nemesis?A. I challenge you to a doodle.
Q. What happens when you find yourself reading geology jokes?A. You know you’ve hit rock bottom. Q. Why was the geologist always depressed?A. She had a hard-rock life. I really hate rock puns.My sediments exactly!
Q. What is a geologist’s favorite band?A. The Rolling Stones Q. How do geologist like to relax?A. In rocking chairs. Q. What do you call an Irish rock that’s a fake?A. A sham-rock.
“I’m not trespassing. I’m a geologist.” Q. What do you call a rock that never goes to school?A: A skipping stone. Q. Where do rocks like to sleep?A. In bedrock.
If Dr. Watson’s degree was in geology. “I hunt rocks, and I know things.” One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Excuse me. My fault.”
Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?A. He liked the job description: “Exterminate! Exterminate!” Q. What happens when the Doctor goes back in time and see himself.A. It’s a pair-o-docs. Knock, Knock!Who’s There?DoctorDoctor Who?Yes. If you’re not a Dr. Who fan, these jokes won’t make you laugh. It’s alright. Just… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 